I think I died a long time ago.
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives�
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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