I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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