I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
i can't believe i had my finger in that
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
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