put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Randomize
