If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
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