If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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