I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
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