Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
I wear drunk well.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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