I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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