so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
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