So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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