Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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