Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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