hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
Me too!
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
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