He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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