he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
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