is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
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