Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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