Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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