Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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