dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
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