The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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