If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
Randomize
