Where are you?
In a non slutty way
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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