Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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