that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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