You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
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