Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
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