He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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