Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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