he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
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