Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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