Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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