dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
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