Things I find upon waking: a gay man, a straight girl both clad in web bathing suits, a full bathtub, an empyt bottle of jamesons at the bottom and a scuba mask
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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