Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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