It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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