is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
Even my vagina gasped.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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