And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
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