there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
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