Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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