I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
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