Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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