She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
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