why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
Floor bacon is actually really good
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Randomize
