so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Randomize
