On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
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