sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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