I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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