I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
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