we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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