So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
You're wonderful. How are you always such a good friend?
50% genetics, 50% driven by a desire for people to drunkenly eat donuts at my funeral and then have fantastic cry-sex afterward.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
I just want to make out with him forever
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
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